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Rude Awakening (Man from U.N.C.L.E.)
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SOME SLASHY LIMERICKS
"The world needs more slash."
There once was an XO named Chakotay,
Who fucked his blond lover, Tom, every which way
Until such a time,
Tom's lust refused to climb,
At which point they were forced to hit the hay.
There was a young man named Tom,
Who was madly in love with his Dom.
When it was time to be spanked,
Chakotay was thanked,
For delivering some swats with his palm.
This last one was submitted by a fan, Ellison Wonderland.
I loved your great story "The Taming",
Though some thought for Tom it was shaming,
I guess they don't care
For a whack on the rear
But it saves on emotional maiming!
Now on their own webpages
Tom's Favorite Holidays Bait and Switch Susurrations
A trip around the calendar with
some imagination and a bit of mischief.
You think it'd be hard to walk
a mile in someone else's shoes?
Try living in the rest of them!
A drink too many, a stolen kiss, a promise kept.
And love may grow like the whispering wind.
Then again, it may not!
Strong, passionate dreams are plaguing Paris
and Chakotay. But everyone else is having trouble
Tom and Chakotay begin a relationship and,
through a few mishaps, discover the course of true
love is a bumpy ride, indeed!
Taming of Tom Paris
Chakotay decides to take Paris personally in hand.
But while Paris' training in Chakotay's adept hands
proceeds quite well, Chakotay finds that he himself has
something to learn.
Bored in the Delta Quadrant
Kim and Paris while away their off-duty time with sex games,
and Chakotay joins in. But the results of this unlikely
menage-a-trois are unpredictable and often hilarious.
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Bait and Switch Susurrations